Fucking Yankees
I like Bobby Abreu - a solid player that is better than his batting average shows. He's got more walks than Bonds, and can run. He's solid, seems like a nice guy.
And now he's on the freaking Yankees. They just bought up three players like it was nothing.
200+ million dollars better buy a championship, or I'll laugh derisively at Yankee fans everywhere.
They enjoyed our "Jeter Sucks A-Rod" chants when we went to the Yanks-Sox game recently. So much so that someone started the personal attacks: "NO-SEX-HAIR" and "Good luck with that 'do, dude, you'd be lucky to suck a rod."
I was the better man and walked away. From the slimy, acne-ridden, monkey fucker.
And now he's on the freaking Yankees. They just bought up three players like it was nothing.
200+ million dollars better buy a championship, or I'll laugh derisively at Yankee fans everywhere.
They enjoyed our "Jeter Sucks A-Rod" chants when we went to the Yanks-Sox game recently. So much so that someone started the personal attacks: "NO-SEX-HAIR" and "Good luck with that 'do, dude, you'd be lucky to suck a rod."
I was the better man and walked away. From the slimy, acne-ridden, monkey fucker.
posted by eno at 1:34 PM
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