Jessica Simpson

At least when Jessica Simpson looks a little white trash, it's not as bad as Brittney Spears. (Skip to 3:12 or 4.55 in to get a great look at Spears without a publicist. It's scary)

But then Jessica Simpson's father says weird shit like this, which makes you wonder who is trashier.

“She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's sexy in both. She's got double Ds! You can't cover those suckers up!”