Soy Will Shrink Your Penis

This man here makes such spurrious claims about un-fermented soy products. He's really really worried about the world's penises. Maybe he's gay, like many other crazy right-wing conervative pundits.


Or maybe he's just freaking nuts. Love his "mental leap" from shrunken penises to being gay. How offensive.

I love the "research suggests" line. My "research suggests" that people named Jim Rutz have major penis envy, homophobic tendencies, and problems with receding hairlines.

And no, I won't cite my sources, biotch.