Please, Please Don't Make a Big Deal Out of This, America

If people go all ape-shit over this, it would just prove for the millionth time what a bunch of idiotic prudes we can be.

Was Prince's half-time show ridden with phallic imagery????

OF-FUCKING-COURSE. Idiots.

Best quote this article:

Was Prince's pose phallic?

"The short answer is, of course it is," says Rolling Stone magazine contributing editor Gavin Edwards, who points out that on Prince's "Purple Rain" tour in the mid `80s, he performed with a guitar that would ejaculate, squirting water out of its end during the climax of "Let's Go Crazy."

Now THAT would have been something! Imagine blowing half of America's mind with an ejaculating guitar. Sweet.