This Blog Puked a Little in Its Mouth

Dude seen wearing, at my gym today:

Tight biker pants, hiked up, balls showing in lycra detail;
Tight biker shirt, tucked in, belly pouch hanging out;
Little biker shoes, click-clacking along, propelling him to spin class.

Lord knows why he chose to rock his hard-core biker outfit to freaking SPIN CLASS!
Maybe someone should have let him know they weren't real bikes.