Sunday, August 27, 2006

Canon Rock

This guy (or these guys?) is crazy.

I'm about ten years of straight practice away from being able to try and copy his video on youtube, which everyone is trying to copy now.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Racist or Social Experiment

I say, whatever it is, it might be interesting.

Survivor divides by race.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Another Reason to Worry

Apparently, conservatives are in more position to capitalize on the disillusionment we are feeling. of course!

August 22, 2006
Guest Columnist
G.O.P. Corruption? Bring In the Conservatives.
By THOMAS FRANK

In the lexicon of American business, “cynicism” means doubt about the benevolence of market forces, and it is a vice of special destructiveness. Those who live or work in Washington, however, know another variant of cynicism, a fruitful one, a munificent one, a cynicism that is, in fact, the health of the conservative state. The object of this form of cynicism is “government,” whose helpful or liberating possibilities are to be derided whenever the opportunity presents.

Remember how President Reagan claimed to find terror in the phrase, “I’m from the government and I’m here to help”? Or how the humorist P. J. O’Rourke won fame by declaring that even the proceedings of a New England town meeting were a form of thievery?

The true scoffer demands sterner stuff, though, and in the cold light of economic science he can see that government is not merely susceptible to corruption; government is corruption, a vile profaning of the market-most-holy in which some groups contrive to swipe the property of other groups via taxation and regulation. Politicians use the threat of legislation to extort bribes from industry, and even federal quality standards — pure food and so on — are tantamount to theft, since by certifying that any product in a given field won’t kill you, they nullify the reputations for quality and goodness that individual companies in the field have built up at great expense over the years.

The ideas I am describing are basic building blocks of the conservative faith. You can find their traces throughout the movement’s literature. You can hear their echoes in chambers of commerce across the land. But what happens when you elevate to high public office people who actually believe these things — who think that “the public interest” is a joke, that “reform” is a canard, and that every regulatory push is either a quest for monopoly by some company or a quest for bribes by some politician? What happens when the machinery of the state falls into the hands of people who laugh at the function for which it was designed?

The obvious answer is an auctioning-off of public policy in a manner we have not seen since the last full-blown antigovernment regime held office, in the 1920’s. Agencies and commissions are brazenly turned over to campaign contributors; high-ranking officers of Congress throw grander and gaudier fund-raisers even after being arraigned; well-connected middlemen sell access for unprecedented amounts.

What really worries me, though, is that our response to all this may be to burrow deeper into our own cynicism, ultimately reinforcing the gang that owns the patent on cynicism and thus setting us up for another helping of the same. This may not be apparent now, with the identity of the culprits still vivid and the G.O.P. apparently heading for a midterm spanking. Recall, though, that while the short-term effects of the Watergate scandal were jail sentences for several Republicans and the election of many Democrats to Congress in 1974, its long-term effect was the destruction of public faith in government itself and the wave that swept in Ronald Reagan six years later.

In the absence of a theory of corruption that pins the tail squarely on the elephant, this is certainly what will happen again. Conservatives are infinitely better positioned to capitalize on public disillusionment with the political system, regardless of who does the disillusioning. Indeed, the chorus has already started chanting that the real culprit in the current Beltway scandals is the corrupting influence of government, not conservative operatives or their noble doctrine. The problem with G.O.P. miscreants is simply that they’ve been in D.C. so long they’ve "gone native," to use a favorite phrase of the right; they are “becoming cozy with Beltway mores,” in The Wall Street Journal’s telling. If you don’t like the corruption, you must do away with government.

Were he not the main figure in all this, Jack Abramoff would undoubtedly be nodding in agreement with those editorials. A self-described “free-marketeer” who spent his days fighting “government intervention in the economy” and leading the catcalls at Tip O’Neill, he would undoubtedly have seen the political gold beneath the scandals. If, in our revulsion at Abramoff’s crimes, we are induced to accept Abramoff’s politics, it will be K Street’s greatest triumph yet.

Thomas Frank is the author, most recently, of “What’s the Matter with Kansas? How Conservatives Won the Heart of America.’’ He is a guest columnist during August.

Friday, August 18, 2006

No Question That It's Art

The question is, do you care to see it?

I think the answer is no.

Unless, of course, you like dead pigs and naked women. Together.

Um. Blacks Can't What?

Apparently, this guy knows lots of black people that can't swim.

Or he just decided to use a nice little racist story in his campaign stop.

You decide.

Figures that he's a republican.

Is Bush High on Cocaine

Or drunk?

My guess, drunk on his own sense of self-accomplishment.

You decide.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Fuck Yeah

Bush team got a smack down. Judge says the eavesdropping program is illegal, because:

She further declared that the program "violates the separation of powers doctrine, the Administrative Procedures Act, the First and Fourth amendments to the United States Constitution, the FISA and Title III."

She went on to say that "the president of the United States ... has undisputedly violated the Fourth in failing to procure judicial orders."

Monday, August 14, 2006

Why Do I Bother?

Should I even bother arguing with these people? Someone posted a stupid story about crazy Muslims with signs like "Allah will strike down infidels" and "Down with freedom." Stupid shit. I pointed out that these were stupid people much like Fred Phelps, who believes that the Christian God is smiting Americans in Iraq because we harbor gay people. That these weren't normal Muslims.

In other words, the crazies.

I said that these sort of generalizations were offensive.

This was one response:

Part of the generalization about Muslims could be the fact that their religion orders them to kill all infidels (that's me). I'm not exactly sure that I really care what they think since they are trying to kill all infidels.

By the way, political correctness is not a constitutional right no matter what the media tries to tell you.

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Just a note for myself

It says here that the initial tip for the British airplane plot came from a Muslim within the community that was concerned. That led to all of the surveillance on the suspects that stopped the suspected plot.

I just had to write that down because I'm arguing with a guy that says that all Muslims are crazy and radical and fuck'em-all. Amazing that I'm arguing with him, but the last "point" he made was that Paris Hilton is a blonde in the news, and she's like most blondes, so sometimes things are as they appear.

I tried to counter with Fred Phelps, who is a crazy Christian that thinks that American soldiers are dying in Iraq because America harbors gay people and God is punishing us for that. That dude is just crazy, and many people see American bible-thumpers in just that kind of charicatured way.

We'll see what's next. It's like I think I'm doing some good arguing with people like this, but probably not. But I do enjoy the abject horror I feel when I am countered with arguments like this.

The last one was: Did the founding fathers of the constitution actually intend to create a Christian government that would make rules based on Christian morals and fight the good Christian fight around the world? I don't have to tell you which side I was on.

I shit you not. An actual argument, and he had quotes from Lincoln that he pulled out of his ass.

Friday, August 11, 2006

Glad This Sort of Thing Doesn't Happen in America

Presidential hopefuls in their bikinis.

Dick Cheney, anyone?

Dad, Please Stop Telling Everyone About My Boobs

Jessica Simpson finally told her father to get off her, I mean get off the topic of her big boobs.

Thursday, August 10, 2006



I really want to be tough enough to wear these shoes, but I'm just not. Those are freaking Ron Artest's shoes. And I'm just not that crazy.



I'm not a skater, but I like these shoes. If I buy them, am I a poser?

Come on, Terry

John Terry is the new captain of the English football team.

Couldn't have gone with a better guy. Terry takes balls off the face, is tough as nails, and plays hard all the time. No-one embodies the rough style of English defensive football more than Terry.

Come on England!

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Now That Is a Strange Idea

For a comic book.

(Like this quote: "Is he a lunatic or a serious super hero? Other elements are also left unclear, such as what is his relationship with Oprah?")

Wish my idea, "The Student," about a fictional university that trained the new breed of corporate gunslingers, had been made. That would have been a nice way to get back at my real university that trained the new breed of corporate dicksuckers.

"The Student" would have to have been better than this idea.

Monday, August 07, 2006

Paris Hilton Sucks Even More Now

Don't know why I even clicked on this link here.

Friday, August 04, 2006

Now that's some stupid shit

No, dude, you can't use craigslist for that!

Favorite quote: "But I warn you, I will try to touch and kiss you."

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Jessica Simpson

At least when Jessica Simpson looks a little white trash, it's not as bad as Brittney Spears. (Skip to 3:12 or 4.55 in to get a great look at Spears without a publicist. It's scary)

But then Jessica Simpson's father says weird shit like this, which makes you wonder who is trashier.

“She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's sexy in both. She's got double Ds! You can't cover those suckers up!”

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Two Unrelated Thoughts

"Among the Thugs" is a great book. It's funny, insightful, and has men peeing out of moving busses. Oh, and violence and soccer. Seriously, it's great.

Also.

This is funny-slash-useful.