Thursday, March 29, 2007

Holy Zim!

Tonight on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart: psychologist Philip Zimbardo, author of The Lucifer Effect: Understanding How Good People Turn Evil (Random House, $27.95, 9781400064113/1400064112).

Phil Zimbardo was my old professor. He had a face lift, a hip replacement, a limo with “Zim” as the vanity plate, and a parking spot way past where any car was allowed. He ‘taught’ a lecture on Intro to Psych, which is to say he showed up once a semester and filled the other 9 weeks with guest lecturers. He also taught a class called ‘Faces of Evil,’ wrote a book of the same name, and was the infamous creator of the Stanford Prison Experiment.

The Stanford Prison Experiment, also the name of a band, was a highly unethical experiment in which students were asked to pretend they were prisoners or guards (randomly) and Zimbardo was the prison warden. The ‘guards’ beat the ‘prisoners’ and forced them to do things like eat food off the floor, stand upright in a closet for hours on end. Remember, they were divided randomly at the beginning. At one point Zimbardo as the warden told the ‘prisoners’ they had to get lawyers to get out of the experiment. Supposedly it helped explain how Nazi Germany happened (how authority and roles made people do bad things).

The American Psychology Association created an ethics board not many months after this experiment was finished. That did not stop him from making a lucrative career out it. He always gave me the willies, just talking to him and standing next to him. His library was even scarier then he was, and I had lab meetings there.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Senryu So Sad It's Funny

The annual Salaryman Senryu Contest finished with some great works of poetry from the beaten down Japanese businessmen.

My favorite:
The only warmth in my life is the heated toilet seat
[Those toilet seats are very strange, and I don't like the little bidet button. Plus there are other buttons that do strange things. I've got an open mind, but don't tickle my ass with a cool breeze please.)

Other good ones:
Dad, please, a ride, save a seat, be in charge of the camera, and take out the trash

Got it But the features have already been upgraded to the next generation

My wife is waiting!! until she can grab half of my pension

Only my navigation system says "well done" and recognizes my services

Monday, March 26, 2007

Is Tom Cruise Dangerous?

This from TheSuperficial.com, a funny site normally.

This, though, sounds a little serious (and funny):

Us Weekly reports Katie Holmes has been crying over the phone to Victoria Beckham because she says "Tom is denying her every single thing" and the two were once on the phone for over four hours. Not only that, but Tom Cruise reportedly left 18 messages in one hour on Victoria Beckham's answering machine trying to get her to join Scientology. A source says:

"Victoria is sick and tired of Tom being on her back about Scientology," says the source. "Victoria is an old-fashioned British woman who believes in God. She finds it quite rude that Tom is bugging her so much. Not too long ago, Tom left 18 messages in one hour to get them to join the church. When she says no, she means no."

Tom Cruise's rep responded, saying:

"This is completely false. Tom does not and never has encouraged anyone to adopt Scientology."

I know reps lie all the time, but at least try to keep it believable. Tom Cruise has never encouraged anyone to adopt Scientology? He might as well have told us Tom Cruise captured a triceratops in his backyard and taught it to fly into outer space.

Friday, March 23, 2007

This Blog is Speachless (or Wordless?)

Tony Snow: "Congress does not have constitutional oversight responsibility over the White House." Man, I hope he got good money for his soul. That one is a spike right into the constitution as I understand it. Checks and Balances???

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

This Blog Puked a Little in Its Mouth

Dude seen wearing, at my gym today:

Tight biker pants, hiked up, balls showing in lycra detail;
Tight biker shirt, tucked in, belly pouch hanging out;
Little biker shoes, click-clacking along, propelling him to spin class.

Lord knows why he chose to rock his hard-core biker outfit to freaking SPIN CLASS!
Maybe someone should have let him know they weren't real bikes.

Monday, March 19, 2007

And As the World Burned,

He shrugged and said "I was just 'relaying' the views of higher-ups."

A second administration stuffed suit admits to editing government climate reports "to align these communications with the administrations' stated policy."

NASA scientist says "Interference with communications of science to the public has greater during the current administration than at any time in my career."

Awesome. Another feather in the cap of the administration.

Going, Going...

Gonzalez! Looks like the Attorney General is on his way out!

UNFORTUNATELY, LOOK WHO'S COMING DOWN THE PIPE...
Possible replacements for Gonzales include Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff, Security and Exchange Commission chairman Chris Cox, White House anti-terrorism adviser Fran Townsend, former Deputy Attorney General Larry Thompson and former solicitor general Theodore B. Olson.


Not CHERTOFF!!!

Saturday, March 17, 2007

This Blog is Really, Really Glad This Guy is Not his Uncle, or Cousin



Jesus, this guy must be the definition of dork. Now, recently I was accused of throwing 'softball negativity' to the world around me. That hurt. I try to be positive.

But this guy? I cannot support his actions. Here is a quote about this 'musician.'
Linsey Pollak is an artist with a reputation for not only creating, but also playing instruments made out of everything from carrots, watering cans, chairs, bins and brooms to rubber gloves. For over 30 years, he has toured in Australia, Asia, the Americas and Europe. Linsey is well known all around Australia as a musician, instrument maker, composer, musical director and community music facilitator.
And I thought BEANS were the musical fruit...

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

This Blog is Pretty Sure This is Too Little Too Late

The Germans are disowning Hitler. Boy, that undoes everything!

Monday, March 12, 2007

Uh-Oh Watch Out DC!!

Alleged DC Madam Deborah Jeane Palfrey has sold her list of former clients' phone numbers to "one of the most reputable and respected news organizations in the country, to assist" with her needs.

I hope she's not talking about FOX!

And I'm looking forward to finding out who all the politicians were shtupping!!

Friday, March 09, 2007

This Blog Was Always Embarrassed by this Man

Gingrich apparently was shtupping his mistress while leading the call to oust Clinton for using a cigar on his mistress.

In his defense, he says that basically, it's not the same because Clinton lied about his situation in court, where Newt just lied in public. But of course, no-one was demanding that Newt talk in court about his sex life (thank God) - because they were all following Newt's charge to make Bill talk in court about his sex life.

What a hypocrite!

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Those Zany Princes

Princes Harry and William had a little fun with their Grandma.

And Fox news was on the scene, reporting the news from across the Atlantic.

While they called the Libby jurors 'confused.'

All in an attempt to confuse the masses.

Sunday, March 04, 2007

Koolhaas Building in Jersey City





Everyone's talking about the new Koolhaas building in JC. Here's what it will look like.

It's interesting, and okay, but I think I would like it better if it wasn't a 90 degrees rotation. I think it would look really interesting if it was rotated at 45 degrees, I think, to make an 'X' style footprint instead of a '+' footprint.

Our Cops Are Very Very Very Fine Cops

This cop was just arrested for stabbing someone last year.

Nice.

(Also, funny that the Philly Daily News got the jump on the local papers...)

Friday, March 02, 2007

Educators of the World, UNTIE

I'm at an Educator's conference, and I'm glad the educators of the world are not educating our children on how to dress themselves.

Wow.

That is all.